Hello, I'm Jen and I'm a dumb ass. Why I am a dumb ass? Well, you are one when you stand out all day in the sun without proper sunblock and instead of standing in the shade, you stand in the direct sunlight BAKING...more like burning. Stupid ass me thought, "Hmmmm maybe I'll get my pasty lookin' like some freakin' east coaster ;p legs a tan for once." Now did that work? Oh of course not, they still look pretty pasty but not only that pretty in pink. Well, in my case dumb ass in pink.

That's right ppl, my forearms are pink, especially my right one, my nose is pink, the area around my neck is pink and the part where my legs weren't cover by my skirt are pink. So if I wear a tank, tiny tee, or shorts, I look pretty stupid with all these tan...who am I kidding pink lines. Arrrrgh.

Why was I outdoors? I was volunteering as a VIP host for the Taiwanese American Heritage Week Festival at Monterey Park. And to top it off my stinkin' elected official never showed up. PUNK ASS Larry R. Nelson of Artesia.

And what's worse is that I'm in big meetings and presenting this week in front of ppl and not only that going to the Voices Conference in DC where there's going to be lotsa of ppl to see what a stupid pink dumb ass I was. WHAT WAS I THINKING? 8( Actually now that I think of it, I think someone was taking photos and I was in some of them, grrrrreat, now my dumb assness is archived and for your enjoyment.

The only thing that could make this better is some studly, hetero and single man, scratch that to MEN, would give me massages and soothe me in aloe vera. Oh yes, baby.