Gosh, do I attract the freaks or what?

I logged online and some random dude IMs me via Yahoo. I don’t recognize the name and so I asked him who he is and do I know him. And he says no. So I ask him how did he get my YIM and he says he’s an acquaintance of my friend Yvonne and he got my email from one of her emails. And the red flags go up; I already know what this boy has on his mind. (For those of you who know me, yes, I’m already rolling my eyes.) So I ask this boy do you normally IM Yvonne’s friends? He says, no. I’m thinking, YEAH RIGHT. Then I ask him how well he knows Yvonne and he says he doesn’t really know her. I’m thinking, whatta freak. So I ask him did he IM any other ppl from her email and he says a few. And so I ask him what their responses were. He says they were confused and disgruntled. So I ask him, why he continues doing so. DUH! And I give him my 2 cents, don’t you think it’s a lil ODD you email ppl you DON’T KNOW. He says he just wants to my friends. I told him he should have at least ask Yvonne for permission or let her introduce him to us. So after I give the 411 how normal ppl act like, THEN (of course after a nice session with me), he says he’s going to apologize to Yvonne.

Afterwards, I catch Yvonne online, and ask her, who this freak is. And she tells me she BARELY even knows the guy. And how all her other friends were being bugged by this dude. She later emails me the apology letter he emails her, and I noticed how he harasses only the friends of her those were girls. Yeah right, you were ONLY looking for friends. PUH-LEEZE! Did he IM any of her guy friends? Nope. I should have messed around with this guy and said I would be a female after a few more surgeries. I wonder if he would still want to be my friend. ;p